New Database!

Hi everyone! I'm pleased to announce that today we're going to begin migrating the Database to our new system! This new system is powered by the most advanced suite of software ever designed.

We're proud to announce that Microsoft Access will be powering the new Database!

What does that mean for you? Over the next few weeks you will notice your character will cease to exist on the online database. Don't worry, you won't need to view your characters between events and we've taken care of that by moving to an entirely secure offline storage system!

Also, our Land System will be changing to a small area on the back of cards where you will get to hand write your actions for that turn of the land system! Our highly trained Land and Cards Staff are standing by to attempt to decipher your handwriting and leave you a wonderful little uplifting note on the front of your card for the next event! We may try to see about having this system hand written as well but that'll depend on the gerbils that power our Land and Card Staff!

And with that I come to my final announcement!

All Land and Card Staff members are replaced with Gerbils in Wheels! With these exciting new hires we're pleased to see how they handle your cards in the future!


I hope you're all excited to joins us on this journey into the future. After all everything is fine, why do you ask?

Logistics is now accepting donations of spackets at double SP so we can feed the gerbils!

I, for one, welcome my new gerbil overlord.

Two questions.

1: If we aren't at game, can we still perform land actions?
2: If our handwriting is REALLY bad, will the gerbils get mad and attack?

1. Yes.
2. I cannot confirm nor deny.

Will, you need a new icon. That's downright creepy now.