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THE MCRIB RETURNS!!!11

That's right folks, click the above link and you'll see the McRib is returning to ALL McDonalds for the next few weeks.

No, Paul.  Bad . . . bad!  This thing is half pure fat!


[size=18pt]McRib Sandwich[/size]

Life is too short for food that sucks.  McDonalds is to food as Justin Bieber is to music.  I think that analogy is valid.

The analogy is not valid.  The McRib has been longer than Bieber has been alive and the McRib has fans across the board.  It maybe "unhealthy" to eat, but it doesn't suck.  Even healthy foods can be bad for people... raw foods have high risks of food poisoning.  Fish can cause mercury poisoning.

Plus... we are larpers.  We feed and thrive off of unhealthy crap.  We eat junk, sleep on dirt, and hit/abuse each other while going through sleep deprivation for a weekend.  The McRib is the epitome of that. 

I'm actually surprised the sodium level isn't higher.

I have developed into a food snob.  I still hit people with plumbing supplies and latex, but prefer to sleep on a mattress, air or other.  I eat well, as anyone who has seen me (or the larder I b ring) can attest.  Rib Crib in Germantown - those are ribs worthy of Lawnside.  They would p[lace well in any TX BBQ competition, and would kick butt  in Mississippi. 

I guess if you need a fix, any\thing will help.