OOG Natural Laws

geezer
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11 years 3 months ago - 11 years 2 months ago #111068 by geezer (geezer)

OOG Natural Laws was created by geezer (geezer)

There are some things that are immutable and particular to KR. I have started compiling a list and here are my first three:

1 - One does not need to consult the Farmer's Almanac to determine when precipitation is most likely to occur in Sparta. The KR Event calendar is more accurate.

2 - If one brings something nice to KR it will be damaged - first told to me by Jason T.

3 - No matter how much smoke and strobes are on hand, Jeff will use them all.

4 - Zach Theis will leave something behind in the statehouse.

5 - You can try to keep up with Matt Magnus when he is running somewhere, but you will fail.

The following are KR Theories, which as we all know, are almost as valid as laws:

1 - One's chance of quickly encountering James is inversely proportional to its importance.

2 - The month you volunteer to cook feast or major NPC, is when everyone needs your PC.

Edwin Haroldson
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Master of the Mages' Guild

An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.

OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal

"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."

Last edit: 11 years 2 months ago by geezer (geezer).

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Imrahil
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11 years 3 months ago #111084 by Imrahil (Brendan Barrett)

Replied by Imrahil (Brendan Barrett) on topic OOG Natural Laws

If this is a thread intended for group modification, we might be here a while... :lol:

Imrahil

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(Amos Oberjonois - Trapper and Spirit Speaker)

OOG - Brendan Barrett
Kitchen marshal

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11 years 3 months ago - 11 years 3 months ago #111098 by Caldor Eirson (Caldor)

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geezer wrote: There are some things that are immutable and particular to KR. I have started compiling a list and here are my first three:

1 - One does not need to consult the Farmer's Almanac to determine when precipitation is most likely to occur in Sparta. The KR Event calendar is more accurate.

At my 6th event, it did not rain. I was both IG and OOG confused...

Caldor Eirson,

Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia

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OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal

Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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Last edit: 11 years 3 months ago by Caldor Eirson (Caldor).

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11 years 3 months ago #111109 by Kleidin (Kleidin)

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Perhaps I was wearing my hat?

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11 years 3 months ago #111110 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)

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You will always forget to pack / bring one thing. If you somehow manage to remember everything, the supply you need to pick up will be out of stock on the way to camp.

There is a finite amount of sleep at KR, divided up among all the players. If you cannot sleep, wake someone else up.