A Post To Lighten The Mood.

Hello all of you out there! It has come to my attention that with all this religion talk these missives on these boards have become so serious! Well I've had it with all this darkness! I've had it with all this talk of dark and light! I say we all start a new religion! A religion where we pray to ale and the gods who bring us ale! You see when in doubt ale answers what we ask of it! Almighty Ale! I'm thirsty! Ale answers! Ale! ALmighty Ale! I have just defeated a great enemy! I wish to celebrate! Ale comes to me and I celebrate! Almighty Ale! I wish to pass out in front of the tavern after a night of debauchery! Ale answers! You see my friends! Ale is the answer! Give yourselves to Ale!

I can drink to that!

(unsigned)

*Not Seámus*

Mister Dimms,

Now, suppose that I choose to prostrate myself before the almighty grappa? Will we separate ourselves into Pantheons as well? You with your Ale and possibly Stout and Lager and Porter; and me with my Grappa, Mead, Sake and Ice Wine?

Or shall we simply join as one happy flock under the altar of alcohol? Embracing both the White Wine and Black Lager together as equals?

- Boryev Solvei

If there is a religion based around the consumption of drink, why not does thou create it around thus most beautiful meat, bacon.

the most glorious cut of meat. The most tastee and delicious. Let us consume thee, and create an altar to thee.

(Written in drunken scribbles, stained with grease.)

Well gentlemen to answer the both of you. Different sects could prove to be a bother. Then you have all these arguments about what's the better alcohol and I'm sure alcohol and arguments lead to bad things. We shall be under the belief system that all alcohol is amazing! Even add in some fruity wines so that the women of travance can come and join the fun! And to be honest with the idea of bacon on the table, we'll include bacon into the religion. Now, what to call it?

Signed,
Jack Dimms

"The Cult of Wretched Excess" springs to mind