The Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction

Come one, come all! In celebration of Saint Astrid's Day, Kaladonia hereby presents the Saint Astrid's Day Travancian Bachelor Auction!

That's right, your favorite eligible bachelor could be available for you to spend the holiday with. If you have the winning bid, of course.

The auction will take place at twelve bells Saturday afternoon, during Market Faire. Proceeds from the auction will be split between land improvements and a charity or land of the gentlemens' (or not so gentle mens') choosing.

Your bachelors for bidding include:
Grimkjell Eirson
Beligor Eirson
Heirophant Typhon Scyldinga
Sir Jack Cypher
Rudy Stonebar
Felixx Stonebar
Father Elric Ashby
Sir Anhil Shadasar
Sindarion Sinclair
Nalick Underhill
Karkat Vantas
Sir Knight Captain Magnus Von Ritter
Dominic Strong
Donald MacFhionnlaigh

The winning bid for Grimkjell Eirson and the highest winning bid on a bachelor overall will also come with a meal - lunch or dinner - for 2 prepared by everyone's favorite Cookie Tree, Aella!

If you want to be auctioned for fun and to benefit a wonderful cause, feel free to let me know either below or via missive.

We look forward to seeing you there!
The St. Astrid's Day Auction Committee

[ADDED LATER]
Ladies and gentlemen,

The St. Astrid's Day Auction Committee thanks you for your interest in our event! Very happily we can report that we have filled our ranks of bachelors for you to bid on! Applications to be bid on at the auction are now closed.

If you have signed up, please submit one or two sentences about yourself to our Mistress of Ceremonies, Croínamara Ull Uidhir, by Thursday evening at the latest.
The St. Astrid's Day Auction Committee

I have one question - shall my vest be on or off?

I think that will be a question for the ladies in question.

As for myself...

Who decided this on my behalf? I'll assume if this is being posted in public it is already too late.

Sindarion: Whichever you'd prefer. Or rather, whichever you think would get the bidders more interested. I've added you to the list!

Grim: Your name was already attached to the project when I became involved, so I can only assume that if you're just finding out about it now then you need to try and find out who would POSSIBLY have an interest in volunteering you. I wonder... And yes. I'm afraid it's too late.

Sindarion,

So sorry. I forgot you had volunteered already. He should be in the list.

Brother,

Why our sister suggested we help you, and Wife and I put you on the list.

Caldor

Oh dear. Big bear did it. Well, there's no helping or saving me then.