"Travance the Musical" Contest - 50 Gold to the winner!

As you may have heard, The Baron has ordered the production of a play.

We are already hard at work writing script and songs but we have reached a creative impasse on our team. Instead of bickering and possibly killing each other over creative differences, we have decided to turn you, the people of Travance, to help us name our villain.

Simply attach below this flier what you think should be the name of the villain in "Travance the Musical". Remember that the race motivations and character traits of the villain have not yet been set in stone. The winning name will influence any number of these factors and more. Submissions will be closed three days before the next Baronial Feast and the winner will be announced and rewarded at The Feast itself.

Rules of the contest:

1) Cannot be the name of an actual enemy that Travance has fought in the past (or present, or future...damn you people), as we do not wish to inadvertently disgrace the memory of those who fought said enemy.

2) No profanities are allowed, although tasteful vulgarity may be submitted (though you may wish to tread that line VERY carefully).

3) No more than twenty syllables (we don't want a three hour production)

We look forward to reading your submissions and may the best person win the 50 gold prize!

-Trent Mayfaire
Chancellor of the Arts

Mister Mayfair,

Where should we send our submissions?

Trent, my friend,

I must ask before I submit my answer, is this musical to be a drama piece? A comedy? Or perhaps a serious a low, brooding, serious opera? I only ask because it shall help determine the title of this Unscrupulous Scoundrel for your show.

I also would ask if there were anything I can do, that all you need do is ask.

Yours in Harmony,
Fen the Fun Faun

Post here, and the play has a lighter air.

The Maestro. A Psionic Bard that uses a combination of his voice and mental powers to control people with song.

-Robert Morgan

The famed villain Vafang Oollo, who once tried to make a tomato sauce for pasta without garlic as one of the ingredients.
Brute, Master Rogue, and Enforcer with special abilities to sing operatic arias so slightly off key as to create beats to stun the audience.

Regards,
Fr. E