HIRING: Guard

Hi! If you don't know me, my name is Kaiva!
I'm looking for a guard, to protect me in a few days. You will be paid very well and see a bunch of new things! I promise I'm great company and we'll have a wonderful time! If you're interested please send me a missive and we can discuss payment. Thank you for reading, hope you have a great day!

Where are you headed? You may not have to open your purse.

~ Sergeant Nalick Underhill
Baronial Guard

Either yer memory be shite or ye be as thick as a kraken's tentacle.

((not signed))

If being thick means a willingness to affix a name to a public written message, who would dare be anything less?

-Sergeant Nalick Underhill

Kaiva,
Calling for personal protection and stating that you even have the coin to afford it directly on a public forum, or in this case, the board a a damn inn, is an easy way to get yourself killed by hired assassins. If I were you. I'd remove this immediately. Hopefully, the wrong eyes haven't seen it yet. I then suggest contacting the baronial guard directly. That way, at least you know exactly who you're dealing with.

I'm not going to lie to you, should someone have paid me to kill you, for whatever reason, this post is enough to tell me that you'd make for an easy cash-out.
Obviously, I would deny the contract. But pay someone who doesn't know you, and now you're in trouble.

Travance sucks. Try not to die from something stupid like this.

-Justé

Requesting a guard shouldn't be met with scrutiny. This is literally the place to post job requests for mercenaries and body guards.

If you think Kaiva would be an easy cash out for a posting like this, then you're a piss poor hired hand because you should always be aware of who your targets have surrounding them. That was the first lesson I ever learned during my days with the Guild. You might want to take a few lessons before your next contract, Justé.

To whoever seeks to pick up this job as a bodyguard, come see me for payment. I'd like to ensure that my vassal gets what she needs.