Now if they only made a Boffer version...

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A pure must when preparing for the Zombie apocalypse.

The shield design needs to be improved with a quick release grip.  A shield is good for defending against biting attacks from zombies (keep contamination down), but if the zombies grab the shield, your arm is going with it.

As for the bat... a metal leg/crowbar type of design would be better.  Good for crushing skulls of zombies and wedging things open when needed.

The shield design needs to be improved with a quick release grip.  A shield is good for defending against biting attacks from zombies (keep contamination down), but if the zombies grab the shield, your arm is going with it.

As for the bat... a metal leg/crowbar type of design would be better.  Good for crushing skulls of zombies and wedging things open when needed.

Way to look to deeply into this, Paul.

Is it so wrong to live by the mantra and lessons of the greatest piece of preparation literature that has ever been published? 

wow... id always go for the duel wield hatchet/ crowbar method.... useful in and out of combat