Way funny and politically incorrect

Keep this handy for your next flight.


Airplane Etiquette

If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.   
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes, tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying
6.  Then run this screen:  boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
He will either shut up or move after he soils his pants.

Thanks to Bukovsky for this.

that is awesome

It's my new screensaver at work. 

You dont work with NRA members do you?

*looks over his shoulder*

NYC??? Hell, most of the folks here are anti-NRA.  I'm actually pro-NRA... kinda.  I'm a supporter of the 2nd amendment within reason, at least.

I do work for a very conservative finanical firm, so they don't really like most of what I do (my hair, LARPing, my clothes, my music, or how I keep/decorate my office/cubicle).  :-X

However, they really can't say much, and in keeping with this post, most of them have thier own perverted sense of humor.  It balances out, mostly.