September Highlights

Hm very true.  Politest mass murderer ever.

Hahahaha

You know Geoff, the whole reason to kill people in their sleep?  So they can't say "Dodge, Dodge, Dodge, Luck, Ninja Vanish"   I FIGHT DIRTY!!!!

Sonya, I absolutely would have said "Pleasant Dreams" to you as well...except I was so flabbergasted that you wished me a good night that I just walked out stunned.  I still can't believe to what lengths I had to go to to wake you up if that matters at all

A lot happened this weekend but all i remember is being slapped by Wally.
tom

That reminds me-

Helping to put together the statehouse...fun times and interesting conversations...

Driving the final approach on 534 downhill through the S curves, my wife's Pathfinder went into overdrive (the engine revved to the max) and despite applying the brakes, I could not lower the speed below 40 mph.  ALex got the point when I said some minor profanity as I debated slamming it into neutral (rejected as the temporary increase in speed due to the transmission not helping us slow might prove more than I could handle), shutting off the engine (no desire to negotiate the turns without power steering), finally deciding to tough it our and made it to the ranger station straightaway, where I put it in neutral, killed the engine, and braked to a stop. 

Naturally it has not misbehaved since then.

-pretzels and wine
-most important...Cael and his evil true bottlemancy... 3 hours and 8 bottles later claiming victory. ALL HAIL HE KING OF GRAPES!!!!! sooo many bad puns that night, worst of all was the statement "grapes of wrath"
-doomy doomed doom speach....
-being told the next morning that i was sleep talking about bottles.....damn you Cael!!! haunting me from beyond the grave
-waking up about a minute before wake up crew came to the door
-general grapefoolery with Cael throughout the event
-getting vassaled to Kaladonia just before feast
-feast in general, great food and even better entertainment
-having two pirate wenches comming on to me and being more then slightly disturbed
-watching Soloman almost kill that sylvan elf in the middle of honor combat
-having Magdalana attached to me by her own will, watch out Dryden
-getting weird looks because people didnt know i got vassaled before Lord Pyre was a thrall
more to come later and sry for any names mispelled