I am looking to acquire a pair of shortish white boffer claws before next event. If anyone can help me out I'd be happy to pay for your time/ supplies. I really just have no clue how to make boffer anything. Let me know here or via PM if you can help. Thanks!
"It would seem that we can tick off our first theorem already: all the tea and biscuits in the world will never make a civilised party out of a band of Celts."