Polearm for Alt Event

Brother Germaine: "I just thought you all should know that earlier tonight we killed T'bal."

*blank stares*

Arlington: "Huzzah?"

Brother Germaine: "You know, the enemy that has menaced us for over a year and murdered many of our friends? He's dead."

*a couple of nods*

Arlington: "I believe you can attribute our subdued response to the fact that we're eating bacon."

Brother Germaine: "You have bacon?"