Hot Sauce
- Sergei Petsho
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21 Jan 2016 15:16 #1
by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
Storyteller
Hot Sauce was created by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)
This weekend promises to be cold. Why not just melt all the snow around you by breathing gouts of flame from your mouth?
"But Chris! I'm not a dragon, and I don't like the taste of kerosene," I hear you say.
Fear not, for I have a solution! I will have bottles of my homemade hot sauce available for purchase this weekend for the very reasonable price of $6. Six bucks to warm your entire body and the surrounding area with flames shooting out of your various orifices.
This hot sauce is made with ghost pepper, so it definitely packs a kick, but it is also super flavorful. As an added bonus, it is vegan-friendly and gluten-free.
Find me at game and ask for a bottle, but hurry, as I usually sell out quickly.
"But Chris! I'm not a dragon, and I don't like the taste of kerosene," I hear you say.
Fear not, for I have a solution! I will have bottles of my homemade hot sauce available for purchase this weekend for the very reasonable price of $6. Six bucks to warm your entire body and the surrounding area with flames shooting out of your various orifices.
This hot sauce is made with ghost pepper, so it definitely packs a kick, but it is also super flavorful. As an added bonus, it is vegan-friendly and gluten-free.
Find me at game and ask for a bottle, but hurry, as I usually sell out quickly.
"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.
"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary
"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
Aengus MacAengus Hesperus, Professional Old Person
OOG: Chris Zipeto
Storyteller
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