We really need a "like" button. 
Actually you could do me one better. Where in the heck can someone buy a simple PVC boffer bastard sword? I've looked at the links and they all seem to be latex. I found a
sword on ebay
but it doesn't look like it would be a good bastard sword and I'm not sure it will past weapons inspection. I would try to make one on my own but let's just say that the results of that are more comical than effective. I make armor not weapons. Help?