Well this is awkward
15 May 2013 17:27 - 15 May 2013 23:00 #1
by Goggs (coryan)
OOG: Cory W-S
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Maul."
Well this is awkward was created by Goggs (coryan)
Hey hey KR kids,
So over the past few months, I've had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of you out-of-game.
However, what's been really amazing is the way that we've managed to develop our bonds in-game, even though our interactions have normally been limited to those precious few moments when you've needed to use my dead body to defuse traps, or have decided to burst my eyeballs in the hope that they will contain coins, or perhaps bury your red-hot pokers in my spleen as I whisper sweet nothings about the weekend plot in your ear (I love it when you do that.) Sometimes you will lovingly massage my torso with your boffer knuckles as I sprawl myself across the bar, other times I will paralyse you and eat all your limbs (just to say "I care.") Remember that one time that you promised to escort me back to my office, and then waylaid me and stole all my stuff? You always put a smile on my face with your little jokes - and I'll never forget the time that I set you on fire, and we stood together and basked in your warm glow.
What I'm trying to say is that I've cherished all of our moments together. Which is why it's with a heavy heart that I tell you I'm finally making a PC this weekend, and that I hope you'll forgive me as I n00b it up and do everything wrong.
I hope that we can continue our relationship, despite the fact that my wardrobe now includes colours other than "black" and "more black," and that you will still be able to find it in your heart to, on occasion, tie me to a tree and cut my feet off - or power-wash me across the inn - or perhaps strip me nude and throw me into the snow - from time to time. Just like we used to.
Looking forward tobeing killed by you soon meeting you in-game 
So over the past few months, I've had the pleasure of meeting quite a few of you out-of-game.
However, what's been really amazing is the way that we've managed to develop our bonds in-game, even though our interactions have normally been limited to those precious few moments when you've needed to use my dead body to defuse traps, or have decided to burst my eyeballs in the hope that they will contain coins, or perhaps bury your red-hot pokers in my spleen as I whisper sweet nothings about the weekend plot in your ear (I love it when you do that.) Sometimes you will lovingly massage my torso with your boffer knuckles as I sprawl myself across the bar, other times I will paralyse you and eat all your limbs (just to say "I care.") Remember that one time that you promised to escort me back to my office, and then waylaid me and stole all my stuff? You always put a smile on my face with your little jokes - and I'll never forget the time that I set you on fire, and we stood together and basked in your warm glow.
What I'm trying to say is that I've cherished all of our moments together. Which is why it's with a heavy heart that I tell you I'm finally making a PC this weekend, and that I hope you'll forgive me as I n00b it up and do everything wrong.
I hope that we can continue our relationship, despite the fact that my wardrobe now includes colours other than "black" and "more black," and that you will still be able to find it in your heart to, on occasion, tie me to a tree and cut my feet off - or power-wash me across the inn - or perhaps strip me nude and throw me into the snow - from time to time. Just like we used to.
Looking forward to
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A. C. Goggins
Quartermaster
Quartermaster
OOG: Cory W-S
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a Maul."
15 May 2013 18:30 #5
by Aella (Onirazael)
Aella
OOG: Ree D
~I'd put a pretentious quote in, but I am far too lazy to pretend I'm clever. ~
Replied by Aella (Onirazael) on topic Well this is awkward
But now I won't be able to search your awesome NPC moustache. I guess I can harass your PC mustache instead. 
Aella
OOG: Ree D
~I'd put a pretentious quote in, but I am far too lazy to pretend I'm clever. ~
15 May 2013 19:03 #6
by Caldor Eirson (Caldor)
Caldor Eirson,
Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia
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OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal
Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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Replied by Caldor Eirson (Caldor) on topic Re: Well this is awkward
It makes me proud to have made the list of things done to you. I hope we can team up at some point as PCs
Caldor Eirson,
Gothi and High Priest of Gaia
Wedding Planner, Match Maker,
Vintner
Spiritual Advisor To Kaladonia
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OOG: Jason M.
Deputy Kitchen Marshal
Land System Marshal
Q: How many people does it take to teach a barbarian how to read?
A: 1 knight, 3 squires, and 1 master of the mages guild.
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