Computer Haiku

These are not new, but may be to some of you.

Enjoy

              The Web site you seek
              Cannot be located,
              but Countless more exist.

              Chaos reigns within.
              Reflect, repent, and reboot.
              Order shall return.

              Program aborting
              Close all that you have worked on.
              You ask far too much.

              Windows NT crashed.
              I am the Blue Screen of Death.
              No one hears your screams.

              Yesterday it worked.
              Today it is not working.
              Windows is like that.

              Your file was so big.
              It might be very useful.
              But now it is gone.

              Stay the patient course.
              Of little worth is your ire.
              The network is down.

              A crash reduces
              Your expensive computer
              To a simple stone.

              Three things are certain
              Death, taxes and lost data.
              Guess which has occurred.

              You step in the stream,
              But the water has moved on.
              This page is not here.

              Out of memory.
              We wish to hold the whole sky,
              But we never will.

              Having been erased,
              The document you're seeking
              Must now be retyped.

              Serious error.
              All shortcuts have disappeared.
              Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

              I ate your Web page.
              Forgive me; it was tasty
              And tart on my tongue

they say to truly love someone or something, you love their faults as well... this does not translate well to microsoft programming.

-john

Since this is a vaguely computer related thread.

Have you seen the Microsoft commercials where they trick people into using Vista operating system by calling it Mojave and customizing it for them?  Basically thats saying:  "We made a good operating system that only trained microsoft programmers can use to any effect. Please buy it and ignore the fact that the standard features blow and hundreds of patches are needed before it begins to work smoothly. By the way these patches can be found on our easy to navigate labyrinth of a website, ask the minotaur, he will guide you for three virgin sacrifices"