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Happy Birthday, May you have all the Bacon and Booze you can handle
"Sleafus, don't go!"
"Do you love me?"
"Yes."
"Do you trust me?"
"I do."
"Then I will return to you."
~Commodore Sleafus Donnerbane to his fiance Evangeline before attacking a horde of demons.