Darwin Awards

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31 Dec 2007 23:19 #1 by geezer (geezer)

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We celebrated the Holiday in the traditional boring Spiegel manner we had a nice dinner with two other couples, my son and two of his friends, and later watched The Darwin Awards (check out www.darwinawards.com ) and watched Bill Turner set off some fireworks (that last will occur in 44 minutes).

If you go to Darwin's site, you get to vote on next year's inclusions/

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01 Jan 2008 02:00 #2 by Secarius (Secarius)

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I watched my DvD box set of "The Victor Borge Show" w/ my apparment mates, and friends.. over several nice bottles of bubbly... then we watched the ball drop.. lamented Dick Clark's absence and then went back to the dvd's

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01 Jan 2008 20:44 #3 by Jacob Kanane (Jacob Kanane)

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then we watched the ball drop.. lamented Dick Clark's absence and then went back to the dvd's

You were watching the wrong channel, Dick Clark was on ABC.

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03 Jan 2008 10:27 #4 by Quin (Quin)

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then we watched the ball drop.. lamented Dick Clark's absence and then went back to the dvd's
You were watching the wrong channel, Dick Clark was on ABC.

He looks so ready to retire, I hope they let him next year. :-[

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03 Jan 2008 13:02 #5 by Jacob Kanane (Jacob Kanane)

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I'm fairly certain that they store him in some sort of cryo-stasis for 363 days a year.

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03 Jan 2008 13:05 #6 by dedrite (dedrite)

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Dick Clark is the Emperor.

All hail the Emperor of mankind!

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03 Jan 2008 13:09 #7 by Janus (Janus)

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Yeah, but he looked a hell of a lot better this year than he did last year.

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03 Jan 2008 15:08 #8 by geezer (geezer)

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Under profession when filing his 1040, Dick Clark writes "Professional Youth."

Only a little different than when he hosted American Bandstand.

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03 Jan 2008 15:25 #9 by Woolsey Bysmor (Osred)

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As for Dick Clark looking better this year, I would like to thank everyone who donated blood this holiday season so that the Grandmaster Vampyr could feed. Drink deep Dick, and rest silently in your chambers below Times Square.

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03 Jan 2008 16:20 #10 by Secarius (Secarius)

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that wasnt blood.. they were the souls of the innocent

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04 Jan 2008 09:06 #11 by Bellanear (Alai)

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Everyone knows they just photoshop out the Golden Throne and the Adeptus Custodes. Also, the souls of untrained psykers are far from 'innocent'.

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04 Jan 2008 10:04 #12 by dedrite (dedrite)

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Everyone knows they just photoshop out the Golden Throne and the Adeptus Custodes. Also, the souls of untrained psykers are far from 'innocent'.

and Ryan Seacrest is his tech servitor.

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04 Jan 2008 13:29 #13 by Bellanear (Alai)

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All hail the Omnissiah!

Or...you know, Simon Cowell.

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