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Kendrick
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06 Feb 2009 13:59 #1 by Kendrick (Kendrick)

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4 hockey fans were climbing up a mountain together one day. There was one for each of the local teams, the Devils, Islanders, Rangers and Flyers.

When they got to the summit, they began to argue over who had the most loyal fans. The Islander fan jumped up and said he could prove they were most loyal of all. "This to all the Islander fans!', and he jumped off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Ranger fan did the smae, and shouted "This is for all the Ranger fans!" and also jumped off.

The Devils fan seeing this grabbed the Flyer fan and said "This is for hockey fans everywhere!" and threw the Flyer fan off the mountain.

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06 Feb 2009 14:52 #2 by Odo Garaath (Odo)

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Ha! Nice one.

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06 Feb 2009 23:21 #3 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)

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I've heard variants that are Lawyer jokes...

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07 Feb 2009 11:25 #4 by geezer (geezer)

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Another variant of this joke was in an airplane. The punchline is "Don't worry Holiness. The smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack."

The great thing about this type of joke is that one can use it agaist just about any team in any sport.

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08 Feb 2009 19:26 #5 by dedrite (dedrite)

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08 Feb 2009 19:50 - 09 Feb 2009 18:00 #6 by geezer (geezer)

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Excellent Joe, which reminded me of something for the metal thread...

Also, as Mel Brooks so succinctly put it, the best way to get revenge on Hitler is to make him a joke.

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09 Feb 2009 10:05 #7 by Alexander Van Zandt (Logan)

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We want blood.

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