To the Imperial Sock Puppeteer of Jimbobwe, I doth wish Miss Sonya the very merriest of birthdays. Your gift is as follows!
I mean seriously, if a mustachioed rodent the size of a dog isn't the most adorable thing ever, I don't know what is. Think of all the cute little clothes you could make for it! A sailor outfit! A tou-tou! A rain slicker and galoshes! The possibilities are endles!!!