To the Imperial Sock Puppeteer of Jimbobwe, I doth wish Miss Sonya the very merriest of birthdays. Your gift is as follows!
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I mean seriously, if a mustachioed rodent the size of a dog isn't the most adorable thing ever, I don't know what is. Think of all the cute little clothes you could make for it! A sailor outfit! A tou-tou! A rain slicker and galoshes! The possibilities are endles!!!
Zander G. Gehnsen IV Esq.
Captain of Our Lady of the Broken Spine
"Now you remember, you hear? You treat this ship like a lady. Make certain you always bring her home."
OOG: JimBob