Everyone has a mother. This is a favorite from Mad Magazine. I may have posted it two years back.
On this your very special day, have faith in me dear Mater,
Do not believe them when they say your Benny is a traitor.
You'll find a package with this note a friend desires to borrow
You'll know him by his bright red coat - he'll pick them up tomorrow.
Edwin Haroldson
Loremaster
Master of the Mages' Guild
An ethical person does the right thing when no one is watching.
OOG - Charlie Spiegel - Kitchen Marshal
"War is a matter of vital importance to the State..."
Mother's Day
