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25 May 2009 21:47 #31 by Noctra (Noctra)
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(HT to the Honeymooners)

I call you killer because you overreach slay me.


"...and I'm calling Dr. West 'cause your nuts!"

(doubt many but Chris & Terry will get this)
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28 May 2009 22:35 #32 by hecknoah (hecknoah)
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your mothers so fat she fell in to the rift and got stuck


Your mothers so fat I fell into the rift and found her thong.
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28 May 2009 23:36 #33 by Odo Garaath (Odo)
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Yo momma so fat and old, she gave Alok Diabetes
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29 May 2009 00:09 - 29 May 2009 00:17 #34 by reona_amira (reona kumagai)
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"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"

"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."

"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"

and finally,

"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."

;D


AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG AHAHAH !!!!!!!1111111oneone

befriend animal XD XD LOL
KR pick up line? :Hey baby, I got Inoculate: <insert STD> let's get it on.
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29 May 2009 16:17 #35 by Misaki (cbodnar)
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" KR pick up line? :Hey baby, I got Inoculate: <insert STD> let's get it on"


THAT is a good one :-P


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Lethias checks under his bed for your momma.
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29 May 2009 16:39 #36 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)
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"Your momma was so ugly as a baby, her mother had to call Willpower just to breastfeed her."
"Your momma so ugly, the profession Torturer was created just to describe her."
"Your momma so skanky, even Glomm wouldn't touch her without a 10 foot pole."
"Your momma so old, she changed Kendrick's diaper as a baby."

I'll post more when everyone comes back from the alt event.
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29 May 2009 16:45 #37 by Odo Garaath (Odo)
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" KR pick up line? :Hey baby, I got Inoculate: <insert STD> let's get it on"


THAT is a good one :-P


Vampires check under their coffins for Lethias.
Lethias checks under his bed for your momma.


Wait, you're doing a girl with STDs? Way 2 Fail.
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31 May 2009 20:46 #38 by Morgan Grave (Baccus)
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"they say assasin's do it from behind, in your case your so ugly ill wager they at least give you a reach around slay to avoid looking at you directly"
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31 May 2009 20:52 #39 by Alexandre Blythewood (Eleventh Phoenix)
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Maybe even an Overreach-around Slay
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01 Jun 2009 10:01 #40 by THENPC (THENPC)
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Vampires check under their coffins for Lethias.
Lethias checks under his bed for your momma.


And you bet your ass I will stake her if I find her  :P

hehe, overreach-around
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