KR zingers? =3

(HT to the Honeymooners)

I call you killer because you overreach slay me.

"...and I'm calling Dr. West 'cause your nuts!"

(doubt many but Chris & Terry will get this)

your mothers so fat she fell in to the rift and got stuck

Your mothers so fat I fell into the rift and found her thong.

Yo momma so fat and old, she gave Alok Diabetes

"Eeesh, how'd you land him as a boyfriend? Befriend animal?"

"Every time you attempt to be clever, everyone within hearing distance takes a Despair."

"It's a good thing you took Quickbind... otherwise you'd NEVER get laid!"

and finally,

"I'd love to have a conversation with you, but Detect Traps doesn't work on passive-aggressivity."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG AHAHAH !!!!!!!1111111oneone

befriend animal LOL
KR pick up line? :Hey baby, I got Inoculate: <insert STD> let's get it on.

" KR pick up line? :Hey baby, I got Inoculate: <insert STD> let's get it on"


THAT is a good one


Vampires check under their coffins for Lethias.
Lethias checks under his bed for your momma.

"Your momma was so ugly as a baby, her mother had to call Willpower just to breastfeed her."
"Your momma so ugly, the profession Torturer was created just to describe her."
"Your momma so skanky, even Glomm wouldn't touch her without a 10 foot pole."
"Your momma so old, she changed Kendrick's diaper as a baby."

I'll post more when everyone comes back from the alt event.