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Malyc
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13 Jul 2009 23:15 #1 by Malyc (Malyc)

Special Announcement regarding the Future of Knightrealms was created by Malyc (Malyc)

After a conversation with James C Kimball this past weekend, I have been given the go ahead to start up my own chapter of Knightrealms.

Well...not so much my own chapter as a competing entity that will liberally rip off the rules and change things to suit my grand designs. And not so much permission, but passive resignation.

My friends and enemies...it is time for Knight Realms 2: More Badd @$$.

You may notice many similarities between James' namby pamby game and my own...but do not be fooled...you are about to experience a game with steel plated gonads.

Literally.

You want classes? We got classes!

In KR you can play your rooty poo alchemist...but in KR2 we have Bad Ass Alchemist.

We don't bother with vanilla warriors or archers...we have Bad Ass Warriors and Bad Ass Archers...complete with the Bad Ass skills to match.

You wanna play a druid...well we don't got druids. Instead we have a class called Heavy Metal Death Machine.

Oh...that weapon proff you have is really nice...NOT! Our Bad Ass Weapon Proff gives you plus 10 damage per purchase. In fact...everything has been multiplied by ten. Big numbers = Bad Ass. That is science fact.

Our first game will be played on Bad Ass Saturday (Sunday) on the back of an 18 Wheeler going at 88miles per hour down a mountain with the brake lines cut.

Be There...or live forever in bed wetting shame!

Malyc Weavewarden

(Jeramy you dolt!)

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13 Jul 2009 23:25 #2 by Father Zahir al Nawar (Zahir)

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Was the equation:
James + Jeramy + dexcon + alcohol = Knight Realms: The Bad Assery continues?

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13 Jul 2009 23:28 #3 by Malyc (Malyc)

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I think I came up with that during a rare moment of sobriety actually.

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13 Jul 2009 23:43 #4 by Wou Tou Shen (Wou Tou Shen)

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the things i miss at dexcon

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14 Jul 2009 03:18 #5 by reona_amira (reona kumagai)

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you are about to experience a game with steel plated gonads.

Literally.

in which case I shall challenge you to a game of RoShamBo

EDIT: I, of course, go first.

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14 Jul 2009 10:05 #6 by geezer (geezer)

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Reona, ftw.

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14 Jul 2009 10:32 #7 by Quin (Quin)

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I think I came up with that during a rare moment of sobriety actually.

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14 Jul 2009 10:57 #8 by Erim Walker (shiva14b)

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...what?

"Ok we can attack... but if we miss, we'll hit the villagers."
"I'm willing to take that chance!"

Things I am no longer allowed to do in an RPG :
31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.
74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

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14 Jul 2009 11:07 #9 by Erdrick (Erdrick)

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nothing to see here... move on quietly.

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14 Jul 2009 11:45 #10 by Father Zahir al Nawar (Zahir)

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I think I came up with that during a rare moment of sobriety actually.

This gave me pause as well. I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and shall play a Heavy Metal Death Machine, thank you very much.

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14 Jul 2009 13:44 #11 by Bladesworn (Bladesworn)

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I see much dinosaur-riding, punching through motherf*#$ing walls, swallowing people whole, jetpacks, and other assorted insanities coming soon to KR2.

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16 Jul 2009 14:55 #12 by Secarius (Secarius)

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wait?.. there's such a thing as sobriety at dexcon after sign-in?

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17 Jul 2009 15:17 #13 by Mordecai Ashfields (ambrose_leonidas)

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sweet... rock on with your badass self

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17 Jul 2009 16:57 #14 by geezer (geezer)

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Also, none of this latex/boffer stuff. Cold steel. Costume armor is its own penalty.

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