A terrible dream

I wish I was making this up:

I was dreaming that Nadi and I were about to go to sleep in our apartment, when we were woken up by a noise.  Straining to hear, it was finally apparent that this noise, a quiet creaking or scuffling, was not coming from outside.  Someone was in our apartment.

I got out of bed to see who it was.  Outside the door was a hallway that is not part of our home.  There was a figure at the far end, indistinct in the darkness.  I hid in an alcove, waiting to get a better look.  The silhouette began moving, jogging down the hall toward me.  As he was about to pass, I jumped out into the hallway and close-lined him.  He fell on his back, revealing...

Vince. 

Lethias was coming to assassinate me in my sleep.

This is what happens when I'm forced to go without KR for three months.

This only tells me 1 thing... you're actually a vampire.  Next time we meet, I will shove you into the sunlight to see if you "sparkle gayly" like some emo-teen vampire.  If you do, I will stake you and feel good about it.  If not, then I'll just tell you to that you'll leave a legacy as the nerd on Google maps... then I'll stake you and feel good about it.

you got it wrong.

Stake him (without question). If he dies, then he's a vampire.  If he doesn't die, then obviously hes a more powerful vampire and you need to do it again. Now if he sparkles in the daylight, then we keep him alive and make fun of him for being part of a fucking awful book series.

A Vampire in Brooklyn was a better vampire movie than Twilight. And it had Eddie Murphy.

Eddie. Murphy.

That Jim Cary movie "once bitten "was better then Twilight.

My Best Friend Is A Vampire is better then all previously mentioned