Getting in Touch with Judge

No tommy, you get on the (politically correct version) not-so-straight side of the couch before I give you Iranian sand goggles

No tommy, you get on the (politically correct version) not-so-straight side of the couch before I give you Iranian sand goggles

Wouldn't that make you on the not-so-straight side?  I mean if your doing that with a guy and all...

no, not really, not really at all.

now that I think about it, nope....it wouldnt....seeing as iranian sand google do not derive pleasure in any way....but do entitle you to laugh at and make fun of the recipient forever....hahaha.

But then again, I was in the wrong raft that trip it think....I tried doing what I thought I was trying to do, I am surprised Tommy didnt smack me earlier to get my head on right. besides the point, perfectly good waste of meat ...but funny...but a waste.

Next time tommy.....next time

Retirement homes have mosh pits?
There IS still hope!

rob  who would do things like that?  where do you come up with this stuff? and o yes i should have smacked you in the head sooner, but what fun would that have been?

DUDE

You let me share a car with that person *shudder* I almost did things *vomit* how could you call yourself my friend and let me do that