Letter regarding Microsoft Windows NJ Edition
16 Oct 2009 10:05 #1
by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
Letter regarding Microsoft Windows NJ Edition was created by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken . When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
*Recycle bin is labeled: "Newark"
*My Computer is called: "My Friggin' Computa"
*The Inbox is referred to as: "Da Trunk"
*Deleted items are referred to as: "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"
*Control Panel is known as: "The Bosses"
*Performing an "illegal operation" is known as: "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down
*Hard Drive is referred to as: "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
*Instead of an error message: "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
OK . . . . Sure ting
Cancel .. . . . Fugetaboutit
Reset .. . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . Yeah
No . . . . Nah
Find . . . .. Put a Contract Out On it
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . U-Toin
Help .. .. . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . ..Knock it Off
Start . . . . Move it
Settings . .. Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows XP New Joisey Edition may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha a Hoboken . When youse start da program, instead a da usual stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
*Recycle bin is labeled: "Newark"
*My Computer is called: "My Friggin' Computa"
*The Inbox is referred to as: "Da Trunk"
*Deleted items are referred to as: "Wacked", "Erased" or "Rubbed Out"
*Control Panel is known as: "The Bosses"
*Performing an "illegal operation" is known as: "Enhancin' da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program instead a shuttin' it down
*Hard Drive is referred to as: "Da Turnpike on Da Way to Da Shore"
*Instead of an error message: "You Ain't Gonna Friggin' Believe Dis'" pops up.
Changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
OK . . . . Sure ting
Cancel .. . . . Fugetaboutit
Reset .. . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . Yeah
No . . . . Nah
Find . . . .. Put a Contract Out On it
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . U-Toin
Help .. .. . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . ..Knock it Off
Start . . . . Move it
Settings . .. Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not). You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. You gotta problem wit dat?
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Lord Gideon Weaveforger of Kaladonia Steward of Elvalion OOG: Geoffrey Schaller |
16 Oct 2009 10:49 #5
by Damien (Damien)
Victor Sylus, Baron of Travance
Replied by Damien (Damien) on topic Letter regarding Microsoft Windows NJ Edition
Correction, *Deleted items are not referred to as: "Rubbed Out"
That's what we call the pr0n folder ::)
That's what we call the pr0n folder ::)
OOG: Damien A.
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