Pulled my back out

Hello

This is Craig from 'Craig's ass-kickings'
Have you ever thrown out your back, had polio, been de-armed?

Then you know what its like to be in too bad of shape to kick the asses of all the people who take advantage of you while your injured. For over 30 seconds now (and counting) Craig has been your trusted custom ass-kicker, and the choice of trillions of bed ridden angry Americans.

So when you absolutely must have revenge right away. Give us a call.

"Because we like hurting people who hurt  the injured."

-Craig's ass-kickings not accountable for damages to friends caused by punches directly to the face head and neck, beaten legs, eye gouges,stolen property, making your friends gay , pregnant sisters (wives or pets) and lame jokes. Which may be side effects of a good 'ol fashioned ass whoopin'-

Cheer for the Yankees in moderation, dude.

What do you think you are? 20?

at least I get to watch the Yankees play the mets this weekend

Fell better, Quagz.  Or else I'll send Buddha to give you a hug.

at least I get to watch the Yankees be soundly trounced by the mets this weekend

qft

feel better