This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn't crazy about the ferry. If he missed the ferry late at night, he would have to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan.
So when he spotted the ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he wouldn't subject himself to an hour's wait.
He made a running leap and landed on his hands and knees, a little bruised maybe, but safe on the deck. He got up, brushed himself off, and announced proudly to a bystander, "Well, I made that one, didn't I?"
"Sure did," the bystander said. "But you should have waited a minute or two. The ferry is just about to dock."
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