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16 Jan 2014 13:13 #1 by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
New PVP / Gank Shift rules (Humor) was created by GJSchaller (GJSchaller)
Here at KR, we believe in a softer, gentler form of PVP and night shift ganking.

To this end, we are instituting a new rule - if you kill someone in their sleep, you will be required to provide them with one of these:

www.thinkgeek.com/product/1440/

This will allow your victim to rest comfortably OOG while dead IG, and also serve as a clear visual sign to anyone else that they are dead.

Thank you, and have a nice day.
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16 Jan 2014 20:57 #2 by Dame Clytie Silverfang (itsgonnabemay)
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This is the best idea. The absolute best.
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04 Mar 2014 16:43 - 04 Mar 2014 16:47 #3 by Arken (Arken)
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Although this is a humor thread there is nothing stopping someone from carrying around a flat piece of red fabric that looks like a blood pool. Roll it out under your head or stomach and keep your self out of the dirt AND provide extra realism for other players.
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04 Mar 2014 16:46 #4 by Jack (Keeperofdice)
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OR just carry around fake blood! :D
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04 Mar 2014 17:29 #5 by PIT DAWWWWWWG (Aldous)
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I'm gonna carry around a big ketchup bottle full of fake blood, and just clench it as hard as I can when I go down.

Hengis is a bit of a squirter.
I'm not as stupid as you think I am,
But I AM as strong as I think I am.

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05 Mar 2014 00:41 #6 by Grimkjell Eirson (BillHannings)
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oh man nobody wants to clean that up.
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05 Mar 2014 00:43 #7 by Jack (Keeperofdice)
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There is nothing tastier than healing hengis.......with alchemical french fries.

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