Name that class!

I found all the old phrases from when there was a blurb next to each class. See if you can guess who says what!

"We are common!"
"Piece o' cake!"
"A pinch of this and a dab of that and voila!"
"Your speed shall not save you this day!"
"...(silence)...(someone dies)...!"
"I shall sing a song to inspire you all!"
"I will crush you with my bare hands!"
"You can run, but you can't hide!"
"Huh?"
"To the plank with him, then down to Davy Jones's locker for that wretch of a seadog!"
"Under the flag of our king, we shall prevail!"
"Chaos rules supreme!"
"I shall fight for my god in all his glory!"
"I am the dragon's might!"
"I am one with the earth and her power runs through me!"
"Ante up and deal me in!"
"Stay still, I will soothe the pain!"
"You could not possibly understand the ancient arts I deal with!"
"Through honing mind, body, and spirit, all obstacles can be overcome!"
"Hmmm, this doesn't look good!"
"Have faith in our god, all is not as it seems!"
"Mind over matter? The mind conquers all!"
"Tell me about your mother!"
"Let my men take care of that, I've more pressing matters at hand!"
"We are not far behind!"
"To accept that the Way of the Warrior is death, this is true enlightenment and freedom."
"All the knowledge in the world is in these books!"
"I will forge you a sword that kings would war over!"
"Of course you may trust me, I am your friend!"
"How could you possibly fight me with your blade lying there on the ground?!"
"Put your hands in your pockets so you'll at least have something in them."
"Does it hurt?...GOOD!"
"My blade is my life and to others it is death!"
"Through study and discipline, one's body becomes the perfect weapon!"
"They just don't understand us. We did not chose to be this way!"
"No creature of the night is safe from me!"

You left them in alphabetical order, as in the rulebook. So starting from Common list & going through each class, starting at Acrobat.

Except that some of them no longer exist.

"No creature of the night is safe from me!"

Witch hunter.

Or Batman. Hell let's just say it's Batman.

"Piece o' cake!"
"A pinch of this and a dab of that and voila!"
"...(silence)...(someone dies)...!"

... Kitchen Marshal used to be a class?

"We are common!"-refugee
"Piece o' cake!"hobbit
"A pinch of this and a dab of that and voila!"-alchemist
"Your speed shall not save you this day!"-cavalry
"...(silence)...(someone dies)...!"-inaccurate archer
"I shall sing a song to inspire you all!"-gregorian monk
"I will crush you with my bare hands!"-pugilist
"You can run, but you can't hide!"-hide and seek world champion 1212
"Huh?"-barbarian
"To the plank with him, then down to Davy Jones's locker for that wretch of a seadog!"-Monkees stage manager
"Under the flag of our king, we shall prevail!"-fodder
"Chaos rules supreme!"-Fawkes
"I shall fight for my god in all his glory!"-fanatic
"I am the dragon's might!"-drama queen
"I am one with the earth and her power runs through me!"-earth bender
"Ante up and deal me in!"-card counter
"Stay still, I will soothe the pain!"-bartender
"You could not possibly understand the ancient arts I deal with!"-hipster
"Through honing mind, body, and spirit, all obstacles can be overcome!"-self help coach
"Hmmm, this doesn't look good!"-painter
"Have faith in our god, all is not as it seems!"-priest?
"Mind over matter? The mind conquers all!"-Darren Brown
"Tell me about your mother!"-therapist
"Let my men take care of that, I've more pressing matters at hand!"-guild officer
"We are not far behind!"-optimist
"To accept that the Way of the Warrior is death, this is true enlightenment and freedom."-Carlito
"All the knowledge in the world is in these books!"-doctor
"I will forge you a sword that kings would war over!"-smith (obviously)
"Of course you may trust me, I am your friend!"-liar
"How could you possibly fight me with your blade lying there on the ground?!"-red shirt
"Put your hands in your pockets so you'll at least have something in them."-taunter of the poor
"Does it hurt?...GOOD!"-99% of town
"My blade is my life and to others it is death!"-stabby mcstabberson
"Through study and discipline, one's body becomes the perfect weapon!"-scholar
"They just don't understand us. We did not chose to be this way!"-goblin
"No creature of the night is safe from me!"-the sun