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11 years 6 months ago #104889 by Templar Aldric (Selrik)
I am also unconvinced Valos is not Robute Guilliman.

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11 years 6 months ago #104898 by Terzak (TheArchMage)
Here's a few you from personal experience:
X: Do not eat the demon intestines
8*: Especially if your main weapon is a severed arm.
(I am actually surprised I survived both of those.)

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11 years 6 months ago #104912 by Not An Assassin (Salem)
41. Pants a Celt.
42. Bet Jonas Kane everything in your coin purse that he can't do a Count of Winterdark impersonation.
43. Catch fireflies with a maul in front of A Kiterian.
44. Arrive in Travance with five or more pounds of bacon and specifically label their packages as yours only.
45. Get a mug or bottle of anything at the bar and refuse to return them.
46. Hold a Turtle at knife point in front of Lord Tartaros.

Those are a few anyway.

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11 years 6 months ago #104929 by Dunn Ironwill (JackDimms)
9000: All things in Travance will try to kill you. Even the bunnies, the butterflies, the goats, the sheep, the beavers, the muskrats, the gophers, the puddles, the moths, and yes even the chickens....



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