Alt concept soundboard

So I've been bouncing the idea of an alt around for a while. Really just spit-balling. Trying to think of one that really fits into what I would want to play.
I've mothballed a Romani gambler who fancies himself an aristocrat, A bounty hunter/brute from the Dread Hills with black lung, and an Agauran healer. None have really stuck.

Anybody else have this problem?

Talk to the champion of alt-itis, Chris Zipeto.
He apparently has more alt ideas bouncing around in his noggin then he knows what to do with.
(and so many characters already...)

My first character was every d&d character I ever played. My second was a NPC someone asked me to play(with the small twist I rolled a die for my religion). My third I built off the idea that I wanted it to be impossible to lie to me. I think the next one I go with will be a comically generic beatstick/straight man to every bad joke. You've been with us for a bit, surely you like some aspects of the game more than others. You try a caster yet?

That's kinda funny, I'm about the only person I know who can target with a sling, but couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a packet. :) I seriously need you in practically melee range to hit you. Maybe if I could sling packets...
My main goal is to play something a bit more boisterous than Imrahil, for good or ill. There are far too many times where Brendan has a good quip that is nowhere near what would fall out of Imrahil's mouth.
I think I've got one. I'll have to get approval, since it's pretty much directly jacked from a Terry Gilliam movie. If it's still batting around my noggin at the next event I'll shoot it past James!

I'm about as accurate with a sling as a thrown packet. Neither is impressive.