Travance's Celtic Drinking Song/ Real Song to Travancian Song converters

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(To be continued)
For the Another Irish Drinking Song conversion, please offer how you have died this any event, but only if you're willing to be mentioned and this death is well known or hilarious, preferably both.

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set down while ye can,
and harken all o' me tales about Travance's land.
Let's all raise our Satyr's Wine to friends and family.
And lift are voices in the Fanfare of Travancian Idiocy

Xualla took me mother and me father got the worms,
me brother was possessed and in the tomb he squirms
Me other brother was devestated where the gods don't shine,
Me sister stared directly into the beholder's yellow eye.

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink and think and then we'll drink some more,
We'll dance and sing and fight until the ______ end our life,
Then we'll come back through the phokus then go drinking once again!

(The following verse will be edited greatly)
Penny was killed in Pendarvin
and Oscar died in Ostcliff,
Alchemists died of ogre repellent when they threw it off a cliff.
Shannon jumped into the river Shannon back in June,
Ernie fell into the Urn and Tom is in the Tomb.

"Cleanliness is godliness," me Uncle _______ would sing,
he broke his neck a-slippin on the Season's Wrath of Spring.
O'Grady he was eighty, 'tho his bride was just a pup,
he died upon the honeymoon when she got his up
(OI!).

(Chorus)



Joe Murphy fought with Reilly near the cliffs of Alderney,
he took out his shillelagh and he stabbed him in the
spleen.
Crazy Uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun,
but in fact he's just been through a trap and all his limbs are
gone.

When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a cryin'
shame,
he wasn't really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame.
crossed the street and by a his fears was hit,
but he was just a Dream Knight so nobody gave a shit
(OCH!).

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and think and then
we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the (insert enemy of this month) end our life,
then we'll run back in through the phokus, then go drinkin' once again.

Ole!!

Drunken Uncle Terzak tried to run home from the bar,
Undead rose up to meet him when his healer ran afar.
Irony was what befell the great Barbarian,
He stabbed himself with a magic dagger favored by his clan.

Liddius the Hobbit Mage, he used to summon dead
until he saw some gelatin that was very underfed.
And dear old Templar Rayven who left his mace behind
trapped beyond a portal and Encased with Demon Vines (HEY!).

(Chorus)


Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and
sin,
Lord Galladel will take my hand to join all of me kin.
Me only wish is when the Nexus takes both me and you,
They gives us cake that makes us brave and extra feasting too!

(Chorus)

Now everybody's died, so until our tears are dried,
we'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then
we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early mornin'
light,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' once again,
then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinkin' Once a-GAAAAAAIN.