Good & Bad news for the June event...

There should be a thunderclap, and Mike Smith is wearing a cape with a coffee bean logo on his chest, before flying off to right the wrongs of Mankind.

You misunderstand.  That was the top-ranked secret verbals for the Summoning Mike Smith ceremony, AM version.  (PM version is a different set, involving beer instead of caffeine.)

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

I have this on a t-shirt.  I'll wear it next time I can make an event.

Ive got good and bad for you. Bad first.

BAD-I have a fever! give me caffeine.

GOOD-Im taking photos with your camera!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion

And until that moment I thought it was not possible to like Mike Smith even more.