Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: possibly late

18 years 4 months ago #9066 by Draknar DoKanen (Draknar DoKanen)
That's seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read.  And it perfectly illustrates everything wrong with the movie.

"To illustrate this, SHIA LEBEOUF flies up into the ***** JUNGLE and swings like ***** TARZAN along the ***** VINES with a ***** ARMY of CGI ***** MONKEYS. That actually ***** HAPPENS."

haha

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18 years 4 months ago #9067 by JoDios (JoDios)
I loved it. Espeically...

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18 years 4 months ago #9068 by Elka (Elka)

That's seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read.  And it perfectly illustrates everything wrong with the movie.

"To illustrate this, SHIA LEBEOUF flies up into the ***** JUNGLE and swings like ***** TARZAN along the ***** VINES with a ***** ARMY of CGI ***** MONKEYS. That actually ***** HAPPENS."

haha

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A movie chock full of WTF moments...  Disappointing that it happened in an Indiana Jones movie, but I was 'entertained' nonetheless...  ;)

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18 years 4 months ago #9172 by Liz (Liz)
OMG! I loved that. It was the perfect synopsis and should be shown to everyone who wants to see this movie!

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