That's seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read. And it perfectly illustrates everything wrong with the movie.
"To illustrate this, SHIA LEBEOUF flies up into the ***** JUNGLE and swings like ***** TARZAN along the ***** VINES with a ***** ARMY of CGI ***** MONKEYS. That actually ***** HAPPENS."
haha
--Skimmel
Skimmel
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