Blade take shift 5
Blade serve good drink.
Blade keep cigars close.
Blade eat two birds with one stone!
Haha! You drink late, you tip Blade! Or Blade maybe mix up drink order!! Oh you no say soap water?!? So late hard to hear good! Silver make hearing ok, Gold make hearing better! Blade willing to listen to gossip if you tip! Then me care all about you battle with evil vampire! Oh so interesting, more gold and me not snore next time! Maybe sell you Cigar! You buy Cigar, Blade remember drink order good!
Come to Dragon BLADE inn!!! Get Served!
-OOG Michael Smith