The Bloody Fare

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Pancakes        
It's pancakes.  Make them one of your well rounded meals for the day.
2 Silver                  
Scrambled Eggs    
Enjoy unborn baby chickens swirled into a primordial ooze and cooked to perfection                                          
2 Silver      

Toast              
Bread that was not quite burned. We can do that, as we are trying to keep arsonists off the streets.                            
1 Silver

Crownhurst Muffin      
Eat them fast while you can,  if you don't, they are prone to strip mining everything nearby.                            
2 Silver    

Bacon      
Meat from a pig.  The sizzling when it cooks, are tiny screams of deliciousness.                                                
2 Slices for 5 Silver

Breakfast Platter              
2 Pancakes, Eggs, Strips of Bacon, and Toast or a Crownhurst Muffin                                                    
1 Gold

The Jonas Kane              
A cigar,  glass of champagne, and a Crownhurst muffin.  Start your day in style.                                        
3 Gold

The Haroldson    
A pound of apple-smoked bacon, a dozen scrambled eggs, 10 pancakes,  a half gallon of Orange juice from the isles of Rinnquinell, and the self satisfaction you  can afford this meal, and keep us employed.  Proclaim to all of Kormyre that your bank  account and appetite are limitless.  Best enjoyed on The Brogan Memorial Patio.  The Haroldson includes a complimentary potion of Greater Refreshment.                                                    100 Gold

Rat Sausage      
Rat that we caught while feasting in a shack on a hill.  Tenderized and rolled into a link                                              
2 Silver  

Dog Meat Patty              
He was my favorite.  Now he can be your tummy's favorite.                                                                      
5 Silver

Hydra Sausage  (Gator)    
Meat taken from the Hydra itself.  Come on, you know you want to try it!                                                
5 Gold

The King's Dear Steaks                                        
Do you dare to dine on the king's dear deer.                                                        
5 Gold

The Abendroth (Bear and Elk)
Bears that were magically pummeled to death while crossing into Drega'mire, tenderizing them perfectly.  
4 Baronial Notes

The William Montgomery  
Two king's beef patties smothered in Amon-zur cheese, wrapped in bacon,  with a touch of awesome.      
5 Gold  

Baby Kraken                      
(Lobster) Only the manliest of men can muster the money to mount this magnificent meal.                  
22 Baronial Notes        

Sweet Corn    
Corn gently roasted on a grill slathered with butter, cut right off the vine with our sharpest guillotine blades.                    
2 Silver

Regular Pressed Coffee          
Like the thumbs of small heretic children,  this coffee is expertly pressed.                                                
2 Silver    

Tiramisu Pressed Coffee      
Pressed coffee offering pleasurable flavors that succubi are hard pressed to match                                  
2 Silver

Vanilla Pressed Coffee
This is pressed vanilla flavored coffee, there is no joke or pun here,  support the Bedouins.  Smoke at Zahir's  
2 Silver

Exotic Teas        
Acquired Teas from the far corners of the world.  Treat your palate to questionable flavors.                                      
2 Silver

Gwenyd's Pick Me Up          
A minor healing infused elixir guaranteed to wet your whistle.                                            
2 Gold                                                                                            

Dr. Maxwell’s Medicinal Tea        
A moderately sufficient healing infused beverage with a slight tang.                                                        
4 Gold  

Simon's Restorative Juice    
A savory drink of outstanding restorative ability.  It tastes a bit like pie and mushrooms or feet and copper.    
7 Gold

Galen’s Healing Brew      
The most potent of healing brews that will fill even the most hearty of warriors with life force.                              
15 Gold

James's Field Sedative  
When on the move and needing to survive multiple daggers placed in ones kidneys, enjoy this amazing solution.            
2 Gold

Octavious's Irongut Draft    
A swig of this hearty brew will give you the rippling rock hard Abs that Octavious himself uses to crack walnuts.      
2 Gold

Ming's Wife-dodging Draught    
One sip of this ghostly light beverage and you'll find yourself transparent,  perfect for dodging the Misses.          
10 Gold

Cypher's Solution.    
To be a true hero, you don't need to be a powerful mage or an accomplished warrior.  You just need to be like Jack Cypher.  
8 Gold

Zelriches Far Reaching Elixir    
This goes down as smooth as a rusty gauntlet from a new galadronian orc's fist bursting through your chest.          
2 Gold

The Darkwood Infusion        
With but a few sips of this tart yet simple drink you will be filled with supernal clarity and all will be known.                
4 Gold

The Guillotine        
This drink is almost guaranteed to knock you on your Keister.                                                                                                  
5 Silver

The Ballad of the Tavern          
A potent potable that will restore your mind, body, soul, or spirit.                                                                          
2 Gold

The Omni      
Find yourself refreshed with amazing power.  The Bloody Stump is not responsible for anything you do after you drink.                  
10 Gold

The Elixir of Immortality
Eternal life or your money back guarantee,  created by Alchemist Luven Crozik   1149-1202  Died from Falling Rocks  
1 Silver

Mug o’ Grog    
Drink at your own risk.  Dr. Maxwell does not advise drinking this if you are pregnant, sick, not a Satyr, or sane.                          
1 Silver

Chardonnay          
A luxurious white wine from the finest vineyards in Londwyn                                                                  
1 Gold/Glass    10 Gold/Bottle

White Zinfandel  
A fruity red wine.  Yes.  I'm quite aware it says white.  But trust me it's a light red.  Almost pink.                
1 Gold/Glass     10 Gold/Bottle

Cabernet Sauvignon      
A hearty red wine it's like drinking the blood of your enemies without dying from poisoning.              
1 Gold/Glass     10 Gold/Bottle

Champagne          
Celebrate in Style with chilled Champagne                                                                                              
1 Gold/Glass    10 Gold/Bottle                                          

The Ming        
The tiny brother to the Xander.  Still pretty big.   Drink it in 3 Minutes and it's free.  No spilling on the carpet or Ming Na Kill Rue.  
5 Gold

The Xander  
It’s GIGANTENMOURMASSIVE.  Yes it's a word.  Drink it in 5 minutes and it's free.  No spilling or tossing your cookies.          
10 Gold

We slash prices to the bare minimum for your pleasure.
The proprietors of this establishment have moved this tavern brick by brick from Tarthan. 
Serving hot meals and cold drinks,The very finest ladies of the evening,  as well as more gambling than you can shake your money pouch at.Coast Haverners welcomed in this establishment. 
Sea Shanties nightly.
Conveniently located on the outskirts of The Travance Proper
In the center of the Gypsy Caravans.
Join us for drinks, food, entertainment, and gambling!
The merriment will roll like heads!