Magic Hands Massage Returns!

Sergei Petsho
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13 years 5 months ago #75245 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)

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Let it be known to one and all, and all and one that I, Sergei Petsho shall be once again upon the proper this moon, bringing my magic hands to soothe the hurts of the body and soul. As they were so popular when last I was here, I shall once again be doing hot oil and full body massages upon request, but by appointment only. Regular massages can happen at any time, but for this luxurious and indulgent treatment, please to be making an appointment with me beforehand so that I may be giving you my full, undivided attention.

Latcho Drom,
Sergei Petsho

"What do you take me for? Some kind of big damn hero?"
Sergei Petsho, Voivode and Steward of Inovar, Owner and Masseur Extraordinaire of Magic Hands Massage.

"What, it's for my research, I swear!"
Nigel Whitworth, Gentleman Apothecary

"Here, kid, suck on this and shut up for a while."
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13 years 5 months ago #75260 by Aemorniel (Aemorniel)

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Your offer is most intriguing but some might wonder what the price of your magical hands would be

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13 years 5 months ago #75271 by LStarling (Kwildar)

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Dear Sergei,

There is a personal matter I would like to discuss with you whenever you have no other appointments. Please seek me out.

Father Kwildar

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Sergei Petsho
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13 years 5 months ago #75274 by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes)

Replied by Sergei Petsho (Bran MacInnes) on topic Magic Hands Massage Returns!

Madam Silverbow, my prices are quite reasonable. 'Tis the mere pittance of ten gold for ten minutes of sheer, relaxing bliss, twenty five for a half an hour, or you can keep pouring money into my pouch, and I shall keep working on you until my hands are about to fall off.

I use only the finest balms and oils in my massages, and my skills are known to both noble and common adventurer alike to be worth what little compensation I ask.

Sergei Petsho

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13 years 5 months ago #75287 by geezer (geezer)

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Do you possess a proper table?

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13 years 5 months ago - 13 years 5 months ago #75355 by Dr. Kamei Kunsai (Kamei Lazuli)

Replied by Dr. Kamei Kunsai (Kamei Lazuli) on topic Magic Hands Massage Returns!

(oog*NOT KAMEI*)
Big Brother~ If I so happen to wander into Travance this upcoming moon, there is family discount is there not? Also, if need be, if your hands are about to fall off I would have no problem helping!

But, I will let you know if I will be there due to personal business!

Also! To anyone who thinks that he does not have magic hands, he is wonderful with massage! I highly suggest him! And, I am not saying that because I am biased.

Safe Travels!

~Luminista M. Petsho-Aeislin
(oog*NOT KAMEI*)

[Kamei Kunsai, Vassal and Health Administer of Kaladonia]
[Luminista Petsho-Aeislin]

(oog: Shannon F.)

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