Magic Hands Massage

Do you find yourself wracked with pain from fighting the various nasties infesting the town? Maybe you are exhausted from spending all your energies defending the Weave or Arawyn? Or maybe you justslept wrong and are stiff and sore.

No matter, Magic Hands Massage returns this moon to rub out your pain and stress, to leave you a happier, healthier, more relaxed hero than you were before.

Enjoyed by noble and peasant alike, I, Sergei Petsho, will be providing only the finest of massage services at the most reasonable prices. Need to work out a knot before embarking on an epic quest? Magic Hands can fix that. Or, reserve a time for the full deluxe treatment featuring balms and hot oils! Appointments can be made ahead of time or take advantage of Magic Hands' on the spot massage service.

For the finest massage in all the lands, seek you out the Magic Hands!

Sergei Petsho

Should you yourself be skilled in the art of massage, Magic Hands Massage wants you! In order to expand services to accommodate the needs of a most stressful town, Magic Hands is looking for skilled individuals to join this growing enterprise. Seek me out this moon if you wish to lend a hand for rewards both personal and monetary by joining the ranks of Travance's premier massage service.

This may be the single most beautiful thing I have ever seen written down.

I must recommend Mr. Petsos massages. Whenever he conducts his services within the tavern it is not long before the venue is filled with the pleased groans and moans of his patrons. I never observed his methodologies first hand, but judging by the visceral feedback he is a talented professional who certainly knows how to relieve stress from his patrons more strained anatomical features.

With Glowing Recommendation,

I will be sure to relay this missive to Miss Swyft. If she could help my terrible back through Witl, she could certainly be an asset in this endeavor!