THE BLOODY STUMP!
14 May 2014 22:43 #1
by Jack (Keeperofdice)
Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
THE BLOODY STUMP! was created by Jack (Keeperofdice)
Lords and Ladys, Lads and Lasses, and all manner of person and beasty in between:
The Bloody Stump will proudly be kicking her doors open with unnecessary force once again.
Thirsty from running from screaming horrors in the night?
Hungry from hours of fighting all manner of creature that crawls up from the ground?
Willing to accept that water is a thing in privies and not something we have behind the bar?
Then come on down to THE BLOODY STUMP!
We decapitate the competition by cutting our prices to the bone. (Only figuratively, because we cannot legally say otherwise).
Proudly serving:
Rats.
Dogs.
Curdled milk sandwiches.
Beer.
Other Beer.
Good Beer.
And something on this label that looks like Saving-something or other, maybe it's a wine?
Napkins and plates available at request. For a nominal fee of ten gold pieces. (This ain't Loez.)
Open around the Witching Hour or whenever we wake up from being blackened out from the previous nights festivities!
Sea Shanties Nightly.
(UNSIGNED)
The Bloody Stump will proudly be kicking her doors open with unnecessary force once again.
Thirsty from running from screaming horrors in the night?
Hungry from hours of fighting all manner of creature that crawls up from the ground?
Willing to accept that water is a thing in privies and not something we have behind the bar?
Then come on down to THE BLOODY STUMP!
We decapitate the competition by cutting our prices to the bone. (Only figuratively, because we cannot legally say otherwise).
Proudly serving:
Rats.
Dogs.
Curdled milk sandwiches.
Beer.
Other Beer.
Good Beer.
And something on this label that looks like Saving-something or other, maybe it's a wine?
Napkins and plates available at request. For a nominal fee of ten gold pieces. (This ain't Loez.)
Open around the Witching Hour or whenever we wake up from being blackened out from the previous nights festivities!
Sea Shanties Nightly.
(UNSIGNED)
Ser Jack Siefer
Knight Of Drega'Mire
Head of Research & Development of Kormyre
Sky Marshal
Captain of the K.A.S. Tarrasque
OOG: Gus M.
“Men learn from their failures. I prefer to learn from the failures of others..”
"Sometimes what the world doesn't need is a hero. Sometimes what it needs is a monster."
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