Beware of Shiv Valley!

Oh, it's far from the City of Shields,
And a trip from the Trail of the Trebuchet
So make sure of the weapons you wield
And listen to what I have to say...

If you take a trip down the Lance-a-Lane,
To stay safe, you merely need to duck.
But you'll be in for a world filled with pain,
In Shiv Valley, you'll be out of luck!

Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
See those fearsome rogues with a knife in all their hands!
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
The most terrifying place to be in all of the five lands!
You better have a dagger, or maybe stagger with a swagger,
Or you'll have a rough time iiiiin...
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, oh,
Shiv Valley!

I once knew a guy with a sword at his side,
He thought this danger he could face
With a quick stab in the middle of his stride
Out of fear, he simply froze in place!

The same guy wandered, not a few minutes later,
you'd think that lesson would've sticked,
But they harshly dealt with the knife-less invader
And again, with their dirks, they all pricked!

Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
See those fearsome rogues with a knife in all their hands!
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
The most terrifying place to be in all of the five lands!
You better have a dagger, or maybe stagger with a swagger,
Or you'll have a rough time iiiiin...
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, oh,
Shiv Valley!

I once took a tumble through this perilous place,
In the wee dark hours of the morning
The bunch all pitied the confusion on my face,
So they sent me away with a warning!

They told me to write of this treacherous locale,
Of it's close proximity to abyss and hell,
I said to them a-smiling, with restored morale,
“I won't just write – I'll sing as well!”

So here you have it, my dear friends, the tale I've told,
Informs you of this villainy,
So keep a knife on your body, be it steel or gold,
To avoid their vile shiv-alry!

Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
See those fearsome rogues with a knife in all their hands!
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, ey-dee-lally, hey!
The most terrifying place to be in all of the five lands!
You better have a dagger, or maybe stagger with a swagger,
Or you'll have a rough time iiiiin...
Oo-dee-lally, ah-dee-lally, oh,
Shiv Valley!