(OOG: Not Kanas)
To Mr. Orophin,
You would be surprised. I remember a game played by students (including me when I was young) where they would speak only in rhyme. It would irritate our professors to no end, but it was all in good fun. Perhaps you should give it a try.
Sincerely,
Dr. Isaac Percy Goggins
Kanas Silverfang
OOG: Jeremy Schwartz