Stortmouth Celebration

Hello everybody! With the defeat of Balfurous I Dominic Strong, with many of the great men and women of Stortmouth, are excited to announce our first Stortmouth Celebration! On this day all alcohol purchased from the many great breweries in Stortmouth will be sold at a discounted price! We will have music, booze, dancing, and just a wonderful time!

Also, to everyone who owns a business or has goods they might want to sell, we are offering a free mug of our finest ales to all who decide to show up to sell and trade their wares! People from all over are invited to bring what they have to sell or trade and join a massive cluster of culture, entertainment, sales, and booze!


Come today for a Festival of fun, the holiday of hope, THE PARTY OF THE PEOPLE!

On February 4th

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To receive your free mug you must register as a merchant the day before the celebration and have a good amount of product to sell. All discounts for alcoholic beverages are at the discretion of the respective breweries and Stortmouth merchants.