Tis funny the lengths mortals worry,
round this land do we randomly scurry.
St. Astrid found such at a wedding day,
the couple accosted and town in disarray.
Raiders tried to their awful best,
to plunge their daggers in many a chest.
St. Astrid stood and gathered the flock,
to witness the couple tie the knot.
When ruffians at last grew near,
St. Astrid faced them without fear.
Holy light shown down on Husband and Wife,
filling the two with power to avert the strife.
Rallying their families and friends to fight,
the hapless bandits were routed and ran in fright.
The old adage, began from these bandit's fall.
When faced with Love, Love Conquers All.
Templar Aldric
Champion Fisherman of Amanthyre
Prophet of the Holy Light
Templar of Valos
"The sacred writings are quite specific on the subject of killing, but are a bit fuzzier on the topic of kneecaps."
OOG - David McCormick.