The Pirate Accords of 1217

*OOG: this note is written in sloppy handwriting, almost as though written by a child or someone unfamiliar with a pen.*

I want know more about this Pyrate accord. I am sailor with Pyrate past. I like this idea of Pyrate guild. I am need of work. Where can I find man who write this?

- Petros Galedeep

Wili, what a delightfully enterprising soul you are, only you could sell drinks off a legal spat.

Demeanor, thank you for arguing so adamantly in support of my point. That said, if you should strike me down as I stand for my crew's interests and for the principle of a fair and democratic order, I will walk gladly from this world into the brightest of dreams beyond, and bear with me a soul unburdened by regret.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You all seem like a really sore sorry lot, say pirate 3 times and you can almost hear dregamire crying off in the distance. I hope you sort this all out Tanwyn. If your still left intact after all this ravaging and your intentions prove fruitful, as a coast havener, you'll have my ear.

Now please continue the bickering so I have something interesting to read in these boring times!

Safe travels,
Rupert

((OOG: Written in handwriting that is not Demeanor's but still bears her signature below it))

I have paid someone to pen this down for me so it could be sans my accent, since clearly the crew of the Night Harrier must have been selected for being completely illiterate, dumb, blind, snot sucking maggots.

So called first mate; if and when I am done with you, I can guarantee you, you won't be going anywhere pleasant and your soul will not be unburdened nor intact. I will sear everlasting pain and suffering into it which you will feel even in the afterlife.

What I wrote prior is quite simple... to those with reading comprehension and a brain that is: I challenged your so called Captain, Cade Tanwyn, to an honor combat, and to his position as the Captain of your ship for insulting my land and its Lord.

I have yet to see his response.

Out of curiosity, has anyone actually read the terms listed? They... actually have some good points.

I mean, acting against slavery? You can bet those two coppers just sitting in your pocket uselessly from the last time you visited the lands across the Great Rift that I don't stand for that sort of claptrap, and I'll support pretty much most efforts that seek to free those taken captive into slavery. Equal share of goods, regardless of how they're gained, is also pretty commendable in my book. A rotating cycle of leadership is also something that shouldn't be scoffed at - it would likely reduce stagnancy in the political field, which is, judging from my limited time aboard various ships, a necessity with the fickleness of national allegiances, rising powers, destructive forces unbound by the laws and moralities of mankind, and development of naval warfare; it's certainly an idea that has merits to be learned from, even here in Travance.

And, of course, let's not forget one of my favorite parts - "The court is here to assist the captains in placing themselves within the pages of history." As a bard of Arawyn, how could I not like the idea of this?

Personally Miss Demeanor, I see nothing wrong with Cade's posting. He in truth tried to make something positive out of something negative. Much like how those of faith are trying to work together. He never claimed to be a king, he said "Hopefully the next Pirate King." Yes it was a terribly kept secret. It's about as bad as me claiming I am not an Agauran priest. Your war D, sounds like a toddler screaming over being told they cannot have a caramel apple. I will not order you, but I will suggest to cease and desist. You insult many with the way you're carrying yourself.

Signed,
Dunn Ironwill