A Gift

The following letter appears in locations all around the globe

To the [strike]peoples[/strike] nations of Arawyn:

Your situation regarding Necrophitus Arcane has not gone unnoticed. After some due diligence, I find it incumbent upon myself to become involved. Unable to ignore the current distractions at play, I attempted to meet with the individual in question. While I did appreciate his constructive comments, overall, his response left me nonplussed, though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by one who began life as one of you mortals. I come now to you all with a gift. I suggest, for your sakes, that you choose to accept it.

Enclosed in this letter is the recipe for the flawed members of my race. These notes were meticulously transcribed. If correctly implemented, you may well be able to conjure armies enough to remove Necrophitus' advantage from his undead hordes. Do understand I am taking what you might term as a leap of faith, as the recipe is far from simple. I've done my best to outline the necessary steps and components in as basic terms as possible, and aligned them with the standards accepted by scientific, peer-reviewed journals in Londwyn so you'll have a paradigm by which to proceed. If you are not successful, which remains a potential outcome, I will take it as a reflection of your inability to grasp rudimentary instructions, and you will enjoy the consequences of such a failure. Good luck. You'll need it.

~Eden

Ms. Eden,

As a Lonwynian academic, I cannot help but thank you for the choice in formatting, as it greatly assists in comprehension.
The recipe you have included is interesting as it is more complete than the notations from the ramblings of the gentleman known as Heimdall.
I should like to tender my thanks in your generosity in this matter and would hope that the temporary truce it seems you have called has a chance of lasting.

In Science and Progress,
Dr. Nigel Whitworth

I didn't know you were capable of feeling emotions....how does it feel to be afraid?

Anyone else curious about the "constructive" comments old dead bones gave Eden?

Probably somethin' like 'join me or I'll turn all your hum...hom...Bloody 'ell Almost-men inta undead mwahahahaha!'

Eden probably didna like it bein' as she wants to take o'er Arawyn fra herself.

Eden,

If you're reading, because I think ye cannae help but read, Surrender now. I was one of those that helped stop Yo-Yo, and saw to it she was fixed. I'll be 'round to see you fall. It will be humiliating. It will be infuriating. It is inevitable. But there is one way to avoid it: Surrender, or get given a kicking by this town, helped by this Hibernian.

Thank you Eden. I hope this truce and this help last long. I appreciate you reaching out, and giving us this gift.