URGENT!!! Please, I need your help!

All who set foot in the border of Kormyre are subject to Her laws - and are granted protection under those same laws, unless they show themselves to be an Enemy of the Kingdom. Permanent residency has nothing to do with it.

This includes both yourself, Elias, and whichever Albatross this is about. I am sure that when you speak to a Guard all of this will be cleared up. Just for your own knowledge, though, you should be aware that being "arrogant, boorish, [or] sick-minded" is not illegal in Travance, and being dishonest is only illegal in specific circumstances. Our laws regulate safety, not manners.

It would be my pleasure to clear up any misunderstanding with relation to the law; just know that ignorance of the law is not an excuse.

--Sgt. Nalick Underhill

Just making it clear, I'm not the Elias in question here, just don't people want to confuse me with this other Elias.

I'm also like 57% sure I'm not the Albatross in question. That guy sounds like the worst and I'd be happy to help Elias, not Elias Ashby, find this awful, not the real Captain Albatross, Captain Albatross.

I think Captain Albatross is right. That description doesn't sound like them at all. They are very nice and helpful and take care of people here. They are definitely not a monster!

What is "boorish?"

Also, Miss Seneschal Lois is right. If the laws here regulated manners, I'd get arrested all the time for belching in public!

Either way, Mr. Elias Not-ashby of Elias's Enchanted Emporium, I'm sure it's just a big misunderstanding and I hope we can sort it out nicely.

-Midori Suarez
Daughter of Mercy

P.S. what is an Emporium?

Midori, Some would call me boorish. its a nice word fra a hooligan like me.