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Greetings Travance!

For those who don't know me, I am Dean Khala Greycloak of the Darkwood Academy. I would like to try and see if I cant put together a fun little section of personal/classified ads for the Chronicler and maybe an advice column or two on occasion!

Looking for a teacher? Or maybe you want that special someone in your life! Perhaps there's a job you need help with either during or between feasts. Send me a raven and I will help you figure out what you want said and format it to fit our vision here. The other option is if you have a question and need a little help with life. I have ties to a variety of people from all walks of life and if I can't get you an answer, I can find what you need. All anonymously of course to save you from your embarrassment!

I hope that you fine heroes will take me up on this grand adventure! It could be fun and will help out with keeping our wonderful Chronicler up and hopping!!!

I need three goats,
A bucket,
Seventy-two handfuls of dandruff,
The Tower Card,
And a lock of hair from someone close to you....

I need the individuals who provided the dandruff to be given candy,
Then for you to take it and eat it in front of them.

Then for you to end your unprofessional tirade against Devariatus. Not that it will amount to anything, instead you should help obtain the key and the child, whom is part of my kin, will be returned. I care on this situation just as, if not more heavily than yourself, don't make yourself out to be her mother; just as we are not her father.

Moostrav,

My vendetta against Devariatus is my own business. Do not worry, I will be helping to get that key and there are already things in place to ensure there isn't a repeat of what happened. However, this is not the appropriate forum to discuss those issues in my own life. I am trying to do something to help others with this posting.

~Dean Khala Greycloak of the Darkwood Academy

Then I wish you success in your venture, and look forward to seeing you this coming feast.

I need that dandruff in seven suns, for the record.
The bucket can wait until feast.

Khala,

Would it be possible to advertise my own skills within this section of the paper? As in, less "Looking for help" and more 'Offering help/services"? Let me know, as I've been looking for a place to advertise.

Sidenote, to Moostrav: "Tower Card"? I'm intrigued

Of course Django!!! Send me a raven or come by the Animal Sanctuary and we will discuss how you want it worded.

Khala Greycloak
Dean of Druidics
Darkwood Academy