Lookin fer work

[ written in shaky, barely legible handwriting]

Lost me home an all that. Screw thum! Never dun me no good anyway. Lookun fer some work here in Travonce Travance. Readins not me strongsoot but I fight real gud guud good. Dun plenty work pretekking folks. Can pretek more folks no problam.

Piks told me i shuld tell me good qaul qualities. Im strong fast n pretty dam charismamatic.
Shuld be at the proper next faest feast

OSHA

Ms. Osha,

The Baronial Guard offers steady pay for protecting the Proper and those who live here. It's a good place for people like us, with no home or income, provided you can follow the rules. I'm a fairly new recruit myself. Come talk if you're interested, or find any of us folks in black and gold.

EVNIN NAYBOR,

IM GETN THE FARM REDY FOR FLAX AND WHEAT PLANTN IFN THAS THE KINDA WORK YEH LOOKN FER. ASIDES THAT I CAN ALWAYS USE MOR HELP RAT CATCHN AS EVEN WIT THE HELP OF CHUD THERE SEEMS TA BE MOR WORK AN COIN BY THE DAY!

YER NAYBOR,
TOM BELL
RATCATCHER

P S : IFN YE NEED A PLACE TA STEAD I GOT A SPARE CRUCK HOUSE WHAT I GOT CHUD IN IFN YEH NEED A PLACE WHILE YEH GET SETTLD.